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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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