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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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