{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?","punchline":"To make ends meat.","id":62}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?","punchline":"Inheritance.","id":371}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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