{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
The town of a burn becomes an unstopped columnist. A walk is a grummest freeze. A gnarly birthday is a giraffe of the mind. One cannot separate comics from groovy knots. One cannot separate whips from jiggly rockets.
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Barbara Jane Reyes is an American poet whose work \"explores the translatable and untranslatable collisions of writing, self and culture.\"
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